是的，你聽到了。 My patience with Aiden Zhane has been waning with each new episode, and I can't take it anymore. I know we're all self-isolating to head off a deadly global pandemic, but even so, I believe it is our moral obligation to take to the streets tonight in protest of tonight's bottom two. Join me, sisters!
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開玩笑。 We're having a ball! Once an honor only reserved for the top four, the ball challenge is now an early season treat that gives us the pleasure of seeing not one, not two, but 36 looks on the runway. As usual, the queens must serve us three categories: Lady Baller, Basketball Wife Realness, and “Balls to the Wall Eleganza.” We're served some classic ball challenge tropes, of course. Rock M. Sakura is hard at work planning a silhouette inspired by the dress Ross just hated, Brita and Heidi can't sew, our look queens (Nicky, Gigi, Jaida) each try to stake their place as frontrunners, and Aiden has nothing but confidence in her ugly outfit. Go girl, give us nothing!
變裝皇后秀歷史。 Leslie Jones has the time of her life this episode, and her happiness is infectious. She recites lines along with RuPaul, squeals at dramatic lighting changes, and even makes me cry when she goes backstage to praise the girls in未折疊。 So, I would now like to present my original sonnet:
I am thoroughly unimpressed. Her Basketball Wife runway prop is a paper bag. A paper bag! Girl, we going to Sweetgreen?? Her Balls to the Wall eleganza is by far the worst of the bunch. The fact that she didn't lipsync is unjustifiable.我將要
Jan, if you're reading this I will pay you any amount of money (up to $75) for that rhinestoned Thom Browne tracksuit.請。 I'll compliment you in every recap! I have NO integrity!
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態度。
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